Hey, That Wet Diaper on My Shoulder Was Wet with Filtered Water, Not Pee-Pee!

For that close friend (spouse?) who became unnecessarily anxious that the public might think strange thoughts about my frozen-wet-diaper-treatment, I want to go on-record and say that I used filtered Brooklyn water to wet the princess diaper. It was a name-brand filter, by the way. But I won’t tell readers the name because they do not sponsor me.

Cheers,

Scrapes (formerly Scraps)